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SHIPPING? IT’S FREE!

That’s right.

We’ll ship ANY order anywhere in the USA completely FREE!

Wherever else you live, international shipments are just $9.99. We’ll never charge you extra when you order more, so you can order however much you want. Go on, get that bulk order in!

All orders are packaged and on their way to you within 24-48 hours. Once dispatched, here’s when you can expect to receive your order:

US: 3-7 days
UK: 3-7 days
Europe: 3-10 working days
Canada/Australia/World: 5-15 working days

Waiting sucks. So track your order here to see where it is.

Keeping it a secret? We won’t tell. With our discrete packaging, no one will know you’ve ordered something from us unless you tell them.



RETURNS? NO PROBLEM!

We won’t get upset if you want to return your order, promise!

Just send it back to us, unopened and in its original packaging within 7 days of you receiving it and we’ll refund or exchange it for you.

Sorry, but once you’ve opened or used it, you can’t return it.